But I guess you can be dudettes.
Sidenote: Right now I'm listening to "Van Halen" by Nerf Herder. And I'm totally loving it. I like how they're 90s rock about 80s rock. Which is kind of what I think Weezer wants to be. And these guys wanna be Weezer. Anyway, this song is cool. Oh, awesome, they just started making fun of Sammy Hagar. It would've been lame if they hadn't.
Okay, back to what this blog post is really about -
Girls who think they're lady dudes when they're really just chicks.
I've been intending to make this blog post for a while now. And I was thinking that I would call it something like "My New Friends." I liked it because it was an accurate post title that also sounded like a title for an episode of Scrubs. Should I say the names of my new female friends, or just leave it vague? Of course they'll know it's about them if they read this. Which they won't. They don't know about my blog, or my twitter, or my mobile blog, as far as I know.
Okay, this song is just too great for me to ignore. Check out the music video, it's coca-cola classic.
Anyway, I don't wanna give the wrong idea, here. My new friends are great. "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes now." - Too true, Kel. Okay, I just remembered that for a while there was a wack (wack as in not cool at all, dude) rumor that Kel Mitchell was dead. I want everyone to know that Kel is alive. Where was I? Right, we're all dudes. So my new found friends act as if they're like our lady-bro's, and that it's all just chill bro-ness between us all. But lady-bro's don't make out with bro's. At least not by my definitions. Well, so, only one of the ladies is making out with one of my bro's. And for a while they claimed that they were "only friends", and that was wack, since they were holding hands and making out all the time. True story: We had a movie marathon, and we watched 4 or 5 movies, and the whole time I was sitting on the couch next to theirs as they were snogging. I wasn't a third wheel at the start of the night, I had a broski with me, but he fell asleep.
Just so everyone knows, I completely realize how kinda ridiculous this post sounds. But I like it.
Anyway, uh, I guess I should conclude this thing about now. I could actually get into a whole lot more discussion about these new friends. There's really a lot to be said. But the internet isn't the place to say all of your most personal thoughts. Also I'm really cold right now, and I'm gonna go put on a sweater. Fun fact: Right now I'm on the phone with a dudette. I wonder if she hears the keyboard noises, and realizes that my replies are mostly incoherent. Good, she just hung up, which means I can finish this post, and finish the text message I was in the middle of writing when she called. I'm trying to convince some girl to give me a home-made scarf or beanie. The problem is that I deleted her name from my phone, and I'm not entirely sure who she is. But I think I know. Gosh, I'm seriously way cold. Peace out, readers.
Peace and love.
- pe
Sidenote: Right now I'm listening to "Van Halen" by Nerf Herder. And I'm totally loving it. I like how they're 90s rock about 80s rock. Which is kind of what I think Weezer wants to be. And these guys wanna be Weezer. Anyway, this song is cool. Oh, awesome, they just started making fun of Sammy Hagar. It would've been lame if they hadn't.
Okay, back to what this blog post is really about -
Girls who think they're lady dudes when they're really just chicks.
I've been intending to make this blog post for a while now. And I was thinking that I would call it something like "My New Friends." I liked it because it was an accurate post title that also sounded like a title for an episode of Scrubs. Should I say the names of my new female friends, or just leave it vague? Of course they'll know it's about them if they read this. Which they won't. They don't know about my blog, or my twitter, or my mobile blog, as far as I know.
Okay, this song is just too great for me to ignore. Check out the music video, it's coca-cola classic.
Anyway, I don't wanna give the wrong idea, here. My new friends are great. "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes now." - Too true, Kel. Okay, I just remembered that for a while there was a wack (wack as in not cool at all, dude) rumor that Kel Mitchell was dead. I want everyone to know that Kel is alive. Where was I? Right, we're all dudes. So my new found friends act as if they're like our lady-bro's, and that it's all just chill bro-ness between us all. But lady-bro's don't make out with bro's. At least not by my definitions. Well, so, only one of the ladies is making out with one of my bro's. And for a while they claimed that they were "only friends", and that was wack, since they were holding hands and making out all the time. True story: We had a movie marathon, and we watched 4 or 5 movies, and the whole time I was sitting on the couch next to theirs as they were snogging. I wasn't a third wheel at the start of the night, I had a broski with me, but he fell asleep.
Just so everyone knows, I completely realize how kinda ridiculous this post sounds. But I like it.
Anyway, uh, I guess I should conclude this thing about now. I could actually get into a whole lot more discussion about these new friends. There's really a lot to be said. But the internet isn't the place to say all of your most personal thoughts. Also I'm really cold right now, and I'm gonna go put on a sweater. Fun fact: Right now I'm on the phone with a dudette. I wonder if she hears the keyboard noises, and realizes that my replies are mostly incoherent. Good, she just hung up, which means I can finish this post, and finish the text message I was in the middle of writing when she called. I'm trying to convince some girl to give me a home-made scarf or beanie. The problem is that I deleted her name from my phone, and I'm not entirely sure who she is. But I think I know. Gosh, I'm seriously way cold. Peace out, readers.
Peace and love.
- pe
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