9:37 PM George: You've been invited to this chat room!
now tash, text kevbot
from gmai
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9:38 PM Dakota: I don't know how to do that... Pat, what is the thing that you use??
George: pat, tell Pat the address you'd text kevin from
9:39 PM me: Uh, lemme check
Kevbot's just gonna get on gmail chat
Dakota: sweet beans
9:40 PM George: and none will be the wiser!
okay, so here's what we got for rides:
me: But for future reference, from gmail you can text his phone at8016629975@tmomail.net
George: My sister can drive her and Bambi, and another couple
me: aight
George: Weston can drive himself and another couple
and I think that's it
me: aight
George: we have seven couples, yes?
Dakota: My parents... Shiver shiver
9:41 PM me: To drive?
Dakota: yeah.
me: If so, Sheagirl is riding in that car
Dakota: They said if we cant get rides.
George: me and liesel, Bambi and Farly, Pat and Mole, Tash and Amanda, Keenan and whomever, Shea and Stargirl, and Weston and Lauren
9:42 PM me: And that's everybody?
George: is that all?
me: think so
Dakota: you nailed it!
George: okay, so 7 couples
me: coool
George: weston can drive two, my sister can drive two
so that leaves 3
Dakota: where is the bot we call Kev?
9:43 PM George: he's on, dingus
Kevin has joined
George: there's the man!
Kevin: I'm in a group! A real band!
me: woot
George: a real shapoopie
me: So Kevin, I'll feel you in
(if you know what I mean)
George: so if Kevbot is willing to drive..
9:44 PM me: We've got 7 couples. We have two cars that can fit 2 couples. That leaves 3 couples.
George: you have room for seven in the LBJ, yes
oop
LVJ*
Kevin: yes that works
woot
Dakota: Yes!
George: so my sister drives two, weston drives two, and kevbot drives three
me: Here's the dealio about teh LVJ
9:45 PM George: eh?
me: One person is gonna have to shit sotgun, up there with Kevbot
George: shi?
me: oops!
George: ha!
me: Sit shotgun.
George: hilarious!
me: (admittedly I noticed the typo before hitting enter)
George: that had me laughing....
9:46 PM right, but screw whoever cares so much that they HAVE to sit by their date
sheaman has joined
George: so, screw Shea
oh! Hey Shea
me: Make Sheagirl go with Westauren
George: planning for prom, aight?
9:47 PM Shea?
sheaman: Hey, dudes
George: here's the lowdown:
Dakota: I am willing to go with Kev. but let's make Keenan sit S**t gun
me: Hey Shea, you missed the swears
George: seven couples, yes?
sheaman: Sounds good
me: Svencouples
Kevin: Keenan can't come in my car
cool couples
George: no Keenans allowed!?!
me: Me and Mole are fer sure with teh kevboat
9:48 PM George: Sa-weet!
sheaman: What about westdog's car
Kevin: who's in my car?
George: time out
sheaman: I am!
me: George and Leslie can come in teh LVJ with me and molie-o
George: no, Shea's with Weston!
sheaman: No way!
me: Sheagirl rides with Westlauren
Dakota: I want Kev's car!
George: Actually, me and Liesel were planning on going with my sis
sheaman: I want kevs car!
me: oh, aight
sheaman: And to ride in it!
9:49 PM Dakota: No way! I have the cooler date!
sheaman: So says you!
George: uh, my couples the coolest, agreed?
me: Rock, Paper, Skissers
George: any opposed?
Dakota: Kevin would probably agree with me!
sheaman: Rock!
Dakota: Paper!
sheaman: Scissors
George: uh... paperskissors?
sheaman: I win!@
me: Wait - let's make teh Kevboat choice
9:50 PM George: okay, everyone stop stating their opinions, okay?
Dakota: Kevin, I am going with amanda, she is cooler than shea.
done
George: what did I just say!?!
sheaman: Not done
George: Tash is officially banned from speaking his mind
me: What did Georgie just say!?!?
Tough, bro, but you abuse it and ya lose it.
sheaman: What THe F***did george just SAY!!??
9:51 PM me: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY FRACKEN IDEA WHAT GOT SIAD?
Dakota: it wasn't my fault
George: shut up
Dakota has left
me: second'D
George: not you, Tash, everyone
me: queerbate
George: ugh...
sheaman: For reals. What's the plan stans.
George: looks like he'll get what he gets, whatever we decide
me: yup
sheaman: for sure
9:52 PM George: time out
here's the lowdown
me and liesel, Bambi and Farly, Pat and Mole, Tash and Amanda, Keenan and whomever, Shea and Stargirl, and Weston and Lauren
is that everyone, Shea?
sheaman: Sounds like everyone.
me: Dan is doing his own thing, right?
9:53 PM George: prolly
Kevin: ew gross, no date for Dan?
sheaman: I believe so.
George: and since Tash is gone, he can ride with Weston
and me and Liesel will ride with my sis and Bambi
so in Kevin's car, that leaves Keenan, his date, Pat, Mole, Shea, and Stargirl
me: aight
9:54 PM George: decided?
me: sounds good
sheaman: Sounds good
Kevin: but Dan's seriously.... ?!
George: yeah, he's going asexual
me: just don't worry 'bout that guy
9:55 PM So does anyone know if Crystal is going?
She told me she was gonna go even if she didn't get asked. Although it's couples only... so I dunno.
George: I heard she's going with her shudder shudder brother
me: and they'll ride together?
sheaman: Whoa, really? Don should just ask her.
9:56 PM me: Or will they want to be with Amanda?
I've tried to convince Don, but he keeps saying it sounds "sooo dumb"
He seems jealous, and yet, no one is stopping him from coming
George: right.... I don't know what that's about
sheaman: Yeah, you never know with that guy.
9:57 PM George: so, we could possibly give Kevbot a break if Crystal can drive
unless Kevbot really wants to, of course
me: Does Crystal have a van?
9:58 PM George: she's got the Suburban Legend
me: tight
sheaman: Did you guys discuss a day activity?
me: nope
But before we leave rides, one more complication
Mole lives pretty far away
9:59 PM The only person we could probably get to go that far is Kev, cause he's such a tropper
trooper
George: mostly the latter
sheaman: Yeah, what a guy
10:00 PM me: Anyway, we still have to day activities and dinners to think about
sheaman: Right.
me: which once again will be more complicated thanks to mole
10:01 PM George: dang ol' mole
what a chopper
me: laugh out loud
(for serious)
George: kinda like the sit shotgun, that had me going for a good 10 seconds
hysterical!
10:02 PM me: So... food
I'm thinking Chinese would be way good
George: no.
10:03 PM sheaman: Agreed. Lets consider our options. There's the Joy Luck. We could also go to Wendy's.
me: The Pie, then?
George: yessir
best I've ever had at Wendy's is homemade pizza
10:04 PM me: Right now I'm really in the mood for chinese, so that's skewing my decision
George: no.
me: In reality, the pie is a way cooler joint than joy duck
George: what's a joyshea?
me: So we have to think. Hip joint, or happy ducks?
Hip joint - it's like two jokes in one.
10:05 PM George: ducks can kiss my f
me: a
?
George: rt?
fart?
me: exactly.
10:06 PM So I think we should make Keenan or his date sit sh*tgun in the LVJ
George: there was speculation about seeing a movie, and hanging at the gateway as a day activity
oh, right
sheaman: Yeah, keenan. Shotgun. Or his date.
10:07 PM George: spelling phail
sh*tgun
me: I'm not crazy about seeing a movie
George: kiss a butt
sheaman: What movies are even showing?
George: good question
me: I think Wolverine starts the day before
So that'd be maybe cool
sheaman: Eh
George: Mat 1st!
that's Wolverine
me: Tes! Let's do it!
10:08 PM George: so, we'll see Wolverine/ hang out at the gateway?
sheaman: Doesn't sound too bad
me: yeah, that could work
George: that way the couples can do their own thing
sheaman: That actually sounds pretty chill
George: so people who aren't afraid to spend money
can
me: Would we drive down there in casual clothes, drive back, change, drive back down for dinner n dance?
George: but those who don't, don't have to
sounds like it, yeah
10:09 PM sheaman: Sounds cool
Kevin: t bag
me: hmmm
George: and me and my date can go get ice cream! And Tash won't have to because he's tight on money!
10:10 PM Kevin: dude, george, tell Pat to stop t bagging me over here!
George: now let's be nice to Tash;
Dakota has joined
George: okay, Tash's stating his mind is reinstated
me: I'm wondering if Mole will have to miss the day activity
probably
10:11 PM George: man, I t bag Kev every gosh darn day!
sheaman: I bet you could work something out.
I dunno
George: oh yeah, what's the deal with the band fest?
sheaman: We get back about noon
Or so.
10:12 PM George: so do we want to leave for our day activity around 1 or 2?
sheaman: Yeah
George: then chill for, say, two-three hours, with the movie included of course
me: Considering the hour and a half round-trip ride to the Molehill, going to salt lake twice would not be possible
10:13 PM George: oh yeah...
me: But, I'll still come to the day activity
Me and Kevbot will chill
without grrls
10:14 PM George: sweet!
me: totally
That'll just save me bucks on a wolverine ticket
10:15 PM On another note - this is less traditional, but who's thinking Prom playlist?
Booya!
George: that'd be awesome
sheaman: WOOT
George: if I was in your car...
but still!
me: we'll burn 3 cd's!
10:16 PM George: sa-weet!
alright, so do we wanna pause and recap on what the plan is real quick?
me: yeah
sheaman: And afterwords we can try and sell them to our dates along with a sentimental slideshow dvd!!
Oh, sorry
me: Georgie, take it away
George: yes sir
10:17 PM me and Liesel and Kim and Bambi in Kim's car. Weston and Lauren and Tashi and Amanda in Weston's car. Keenan and face, Pat and Mole, Shea and sheagirl in Kevbot's car
10:18 PM for driving
leave for the movie around one or two, depending on movie time
we're seeing Wolverine, then hanging out on our own in couples for however long we want, depending on who we're riding with
then heading back to C-ville
10:19 PM me: then everyone gets naked
George: Pat!
Kevin: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
George: NO!
sheaman: w00t
me: Alone, mind you.
George: that's after we get to the dance!
oh...
me: Then everyone (well I dunno 'bout the Keenster) will shower.
Then we'll put clothes on.
George: we get to the dance in all formal clothes and stuff
but
we leave naked@
!
me: Oop, Georgie's way ahead of me
10:20 PM George: so Pat picks up Mole around whatever time he can, then we depart for the pi around...6:30?
then after the Pi, we hit up the dance
then after we're naked
we go home and sweet lady freedom!
let's make out!
10:21 PM me: wooooot!
sheaman: sounds like a plan!
George: so that's the whole deal? Let's run it by Weston and Keenan
and Bambi
sheaman: Good deal
George: and if possible, Crystal might be able to drive in stead of Kevbot
10:22 PM any objections or change in plans?
10:24 PM me: At a further time we could maybe plan for secret codes and such
George: 12:30 PM
3:10 PM
5:45 PM
8:30 PM
11:10 PM
3:10 PM
5:45 PM
8:30 PM
11:10 PM
me: and emergency scenarious
George: show times for Wolverine next week
Dakota: I wanna wear a sock
George: just a sock!
me: fun
George: I wanna see Tash in just a sock@
so... 3:10 showing?
10:25 PM me: How long is the flick?
George: we'll have to buy tickets a buttload in advance, because that's the first day Wolverine is showing
1 hour, 59 minutes
sheaman: So like tomorrow?
me: yeah, let's try
10:26 PM Dakota: I wanna popcorn hat. any objections/
?
sheaman: Knock yourself out
George: we'll buy tickets online tomorrow? Or do we wanna buy that at the movie theater, say, when you go to spyhop?
me: I don't even know what that is...
Let's try and buy over the phone tomorrow after schoo
l
sheaman: Spyhop is a not for profit organization
10:27 PM They help youth express themselves
George: ha!
express? Is that what you call child pornography, Shea?
me: I don't even know what a popcorn hat is...
sheaman: Pat would know more about that wing of spyhop
George: look, forget the popcorn hat, let's all just have a popcorn fight
Dakota: it is the carten that popcorn comes in, but when it is empty I put it on my head...
me: oh, I do
sheaman: But if you want a real expert ask Don.
10:28 PM George: okay, we don't care about Spyhop at the time
it's great and all, but later dood
so, 14 tickets come to 91 bucks
me: aack!
10:29 PM sheaman: Gasp
George: the whole thing is pretty much empty
seating=very available as of right now
me: sweet
Dakota has left
Kevin: finally!
10:30 PM George: that's Saturday, May 2nd, 3:10 Showing
10:31 PM so we're good?
everybody happy?
10:32 PM me: Lemme make sure Kevin actually has looked at the times and stuff
George: we'll talk about this at school tomorrow, I presume
oh snap!
Kevbot's got work until 5, yes?
me: I dunno, he's on the phone so he's ignoring me
George: so he kinda can't drive to the day activity...
10:33 PM plus, if Kevin gets off at 5, he'll pretty much have to go straight up to Morgan to pick up Mollie
10:34 PM so Pat, you'll have to leave to pick up Mole early, pick up whoever else you're driving to the pi
then get to the pi by 7 or whatever
10:36 PM me: So the kids in the LVJ, are we all gonna have to miss the day activity?
10:37 PM George: no, just Mole
me: But how will we ride to the day activity if Kev's at work?
George: Funk runner@
10:38 PM I dunno...
that's actually not a bad idea
me: still, we'd need a ride to the funk runner
sheaman: Yeah, if somehow we could get a ride to woodscross that'd work
George: oh, don't be a baby
ride to the front runner's easy
10:39 PM sheaman: maybe Don would be willing
George: psh, Pat's mom or someone could do it
sheaman: Maybe I could get the ol' Kelsey to do it
me: But picking up all the people from their homes is probably gonna take over half an hour, the additional fifteen minutes to salt lake is cheaper than 20 bucks on frontrunner tickets
10:40 PM The frontrunner is only good for going solo, and even then, only real good if you bike there and ride free
George: we need to talk to Crystal
10:41 PM me: yeah
Kevin has left
10:44 PM George: well I dunno...
10:45 PM me: (random interjection, do y'all know about freerice.com ?)
(you pick the right synonym and donate ten grains of rice to starving kids)
(I just donated like 10 bowls)
10:46 PM George: sounds awesome
me: I rock at it too
I'm on a roll
10:47 PM George: ooh!
so let's talk about prom tomorrow
at school
me: aight
George: so see y'all later
me: oh, dude
sheaman: bye
me: Could you bring my backpack?
Georgie?
10:48 PM George: did you leave it?
sure, I'll tie it to mine so I don't forget
me: thanks man
I just might bring you something good as a thankful gesture
10:49 PM George: that would be awfully nice of you
me: Who knows, it could be a cookie, it could be a punk band
George: punk band FTW!
me: hopefully, for you, both
George: yay!
I hope!
me: me too!
10:50 PM in closing, man, I love you guys
also, donate rice and be cool
sheaman: cool rice
George: I'm doing that right now
10:51 PM is there any significance in what level you're on?
me: I can't tell
The words get harder
10:52 PM but it doesn't donate more rice
George: that's ghey
me: I think it just keeps it interesting, but raising the difficulty and giving you a goal
Cause I'm on level 34 and want to reach 60
George: ferocity = fierceness!
10:53 PM fo' shizzle
me: woot
George: well, I'm closing gmail to work on free rice
so, see ya
me: cool beans
what level are you on?
George: just started, level 10
10:54 PM see ya later, for serious
me: cool, keep it up my good man
later
George: y'all biscuit heads!
but remember;
clarity = clearness!
bye
George has left
me: good guy
10:55 PM sheaman: For sure
10:56 PM Have you read Carl Sagan's "Invisible Dragon" thing?
me: What? No
What is it?
Sounds rad
sheaman: Its...kind of rad. Dan posted it as a note on facebook. You should read it.
10:57 PM It's*
I'm having an argument with some nub over it.
me: huh
I'll go check it out once I reach 1000 rice
sheaman: Cool beans
me: 50 more to go
10:58 PM sheaman: w00t!
You feed those kids!
11:00 PM me: aight, I'm out
later
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I can't believe I read that whole thing. What nostalgia!
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