01 February 2010

The Crew Could Use Some Diversity

One thing TV has taught me is that all the best groups of friends, or crews, have diversity.  Like the crew in Community, or the Power Rangers, or Turk and JD in Scrubs.  And I can't help but notice that the crew is not that diverse.  We're all white, we're all about the same age, and we're all pretty similar in personality.

So I've been thinking that we need to make some changes.  I propose that we kick out Bambi, for someone who's asian.  And we kick out Shea for some really cool old man.  I think those changes would really spice things up.

7 comments:

Shea said...

I'm okay with being replaced by an cool old dude, but only if he has either a cool apartment that the crew was hanging in whenever they wanted or a crazy cool form of transportation that the crew could get around in.

Krista Michelle said...

I love asians.

Pat said...

I started this post about a week ago, then saved it as a draft, and came back to it a few times before finally finishing it. I went back on forth on whether I should be blatantly racist for humorous effect, or just avoid it. I avoided it. But Krista's bringing the racism anyway!

Krista Michelle said...

Hey, it's not necessarily racist if you love the race. Also, you should really include a black person or something. That would make you look really tough. But you should probably stray away from those half-blacks. It's like they can't decide what they want to be. Just sayin.

Briggs Blog said...

We already have a black man, his name is Matt William or as we like to call him "Gangsta Jumpin" Williams. So your comment made no sense racist.

Pat said...

Dude, we call Matt "Curb Jumper" Williams, now.

Briggs Blog said...

No, you missed the meeting, we decided to name him something more black... racist